Why I want to meet Johnny Depp
I don’t think there’s another human being that could look that sexy in dreads, gold teeth, and more eyeliner than many women will ever wear in their lifetime. Aside from that, there’s not much that can be said that can’t be gained by simply watching him work the big screen. Oh, and did I mention that he’s one of the most amazing actors of his generation? Because he is. And sexy (which merits mentioning twice). Oh lord, so sexy.